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Shrimp Tech Support
Did you know shrimp are the only crustaceans that can use computers? This one is currently debugging your life choices. He's been at it for 3 hours.
The Pear of Wisdom
This pear has seen things. It knows your search history. It judges you silently from the fruit bowl. The eyes follow you around the room.
The Dark Lord's Pet
Even the ruler of the underworld needs emotional support. This hamster sits upon the throne of skulls and judges your sins.
Wal Ava Chya
The ancient Kurdish art of mediation between "Wal" and "Chya". The middle man represents "Ava" (water). This is deep philosophy.
Math: Quotient Rule
Then f'(x) = [g'(x)h(x) - g(x)h'(x)] / [h(x)]²
"Lo D Hi minus Hi D Lo over Square of Lo Below"
3 Types of Diarrhea (Medical Knowledge)
Osmotic: Too much stuff drawing water in. Sugar-free gummy bears.
Secretory: Gut pumping water. Bacterial. RIP.
Exudative: Blood and pus. Hospital. Now.
Who Invented "Discover"?
Spoiler: No one did. Latin "dis-" (apart) + "cooperire" (to cover). You're just uncovering things already there. You're not special.
4Chan Wisdom
"If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?"
"Anon, have you tried turning your life off and on again?"
"If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner."
Recipe: Emergency Ramen
1. Boil water 2. Add ramen 3. Question life choices 4. Add egg if fancy 5. Cry
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